lately i have renewed my adoration of brainless action movies. and apparently one word titles are all the rage. here are the cinematographic masterpieces i have seen recently, each with a twitteresque synopsis.
girl gets kidnapped and sold into prostitution while vacationing with dumbass friend, father kicks literal arse
boy likes girl, boy gets car, car turns into crazy space robot, car saves boy, boy saves world, world goes on not caring or noticing, surprisingly best movie of 2007?
two hitmen await orders in bruges after massive fuckup, bloodshed and tourism ensue, belgians don't seem to notice
big blue penis disconnects from humanity, humanity tries to recover, bombs "cleanse" humanity, world keeps on turning
fraternity of weavers translates binary into targets/hits, boy duped into killing father, has "luke i am your father moment", kills lots, moves on
bank finances murder and treachery, heroes temporarily save world, normalcy returns, new bank finances murder and treachery
crazy future people gain weird talents, fight for their lives, soy sauce is injected to a really sweet soundtrack in attempt to save the plot
detective searches for family's killer, takes crazy valkerie drug, goes on killing spree with mila kunis in 4" heels, has 2 near death experiences
the theme seems to be death/revenge, saving mankind, or generally wearing as little clothing as possible.