Wednesday, June 10, 2009

leggings

dear women of the world:

i LOVE leggings. i wore stirrups as a child in bright floral prints with matching teeshirts. i wear leggings under tunic tops, leggings with shorts, leggings with skirts, and leggings with dresses. i appreciate the non-staticeyness of stretch-satin leggings. i dont understand and would never wear pvc/"wet look" leggings, but they look cool. i have 4 different pairs of black leggings. i like the idea of "torn" leggings but would not spend money on leggings someone else has cut up. i wear leggings to help prevent the dreaded chub rub. i wear leggings when its cold out but i still want to wear something light and flowy.

but...

and this is a big one. [often spelled with 2 t's]

LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO/FROM THE GYM, YOUR TOP LAYER MUST FULLY COVER YOUR ASS CHEEKS.

on a side note, hot pants/shorts that give you under-cheek cleavage makes you look like a baby prostitute. and mothers, when you let your 13 year old daughter out looking like that, not only do you come across as a worthless irresponsible mother with no fashion sense and no understanding of age-appropriateness, but your daughter is going to grow up and be a whore. and probably enjoys watching this shit.

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