Friday, February 18, 2011

how to make amazing fried rice

1: buy hilariously named wine for $11
2: reconsider drinking wine as no one else is home
3: start 2 cups rice cooking
4: chop already steamed swiss chard and try and ignore the fact it has fig flavored balsamic vinegar already on it.  the flavor will be more than overwhelmed later
5: fry remaining block of tofu that roommate has already taken half of
6: bust open jar of kimchee and turn on oven fan to ensure delicious odor does not engulf entire house

7: lightly fry all in awesome electric wok your momma bought you
8: nom

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