gloaming, my fridge appears normal. cluttered as all hell, and the lumpy wall behind is very apparent. but its a fridge. it came with the house. it works. but dear god is it ugly.
gloss moisture-resistant ultra-hard enamel ...po-tay-to, po-tahh-to. now the internets tells me you can paint a fridge with anything from bright colored house paint to black chalkboard paint. i just want a not off-white-turned-yellowy fridge thank you very much.
the paint is pretty noxious smelling, and is as runny as whole milk. not that i really care about the terrible terrible flooring in my kitchen, but i found out the hard way, the paint is also sticky as fuck. and managed to nearly glue a toe or two to the floor. so midway through the first coat, i put down some plastic tarps.
be forewarned, in severe humidity, i had some magnets stick to the enamel. not so much that the pulled off the enamel, but they left some iron filings behind, ever so slightly ground into the finish. i'll deal with that later. also.. don't get any paint on the fridge gaskets. the interwebs tells me it may break down the rubber/plastic in unforeseeable ways, but my biggest concern was ..um... gluing the doors shut. which i may or may not have done. but that's what rubbing alcohol is for!