see? office sparkles. i convinced some of the other ladies to wear sequins as well. holiday style success! how to make your employees happy [besides throwing an after-hours christmas party]
step one: cake. always cake. and if the layers have strawberry and lime filling, all the better
step two: have senior management decorate the open space between cubicles like a schmancy italian restaurant. leave lights up after party for a week
step three: give fluffy swag aka blankets
step four: provide alcohol. when alcohol runs out, send COO on beer run
additional steps [not pictured] - offer amazing insurance including dental and vision, give free parking passes for the garages nearby, have a relaxed work environment, and bribe employees with food. have i mentioned how much i enjoy my job? not that its anything in my field of study or where i ever expected to end up.. or stay. go figure.