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i bought this with the intention of chopping it off and making it a tea or knee length dress as it was about 2 inches above my ankle. after washing i tried it on again, only to realize it had a hand-sewn hidden hem. i ripped that mother out and...perfecto! i may sew the removable straps on permanently as they fall out every other minute and the dress is a bit heavy for strapless.
for $7...do i need a dress with cherries? where else am i going to find a full length fitted dress that fits so well? when did talbots ever make something not incredibly dowdy? am i frumpy for even trying this on? should i hack off the bottom 20 inches? can i make a maxi skirt out of it? what about the top? where the hell am i going to wear this? cherries? am i turning into a cracked out betsy johnson?clearly in the end..i bought it.