- credit card
- free shipping
- poor impulse control
magee, mali, erin, emma, maye, micah, latia, lisbeth. hipster spellings and rare designations aside, i tried them all on.
turns out i like navy and mint. and based on what actually fit, i narrowed down the 8 sets of shoes to 5. then... since i'm a stereotypical girl despite my best intentions, i texted pictures to my friend. this paraphrases what we said
kt: love patent
kt: love patent. not so much kitten heels
me: but walking and stuff
me: sorry, keeping the ones you dont like
me: but the leather ones dont fit.. they have other colors online btw. and super cheap for leather
kt: quit tempting me. youre a bad influence
in the end, i kept the taupe patent heels, the navy faux suede kitten heels, and the fabric tasseled flats. i had the rest sitting on the kitchen island when friends came over, and one of my friends bought the leather flats in the smaller size for mad cash yo. no really. i generally have about $.40 in my purse. i had a hot $10 in my wallet for about 14 hours since i stopped at the bank in preparation for our chinese take-out lunch from work. but two $20s. daaamn.
needless to say, the target returns desk guy was not that pleased to see me walk in.