fun-fetti + dark cocoa = ...

AWESOMENESS.  obviously. 

how does one make funfetti cupcakes, one might ask.  weeeeell if you want the demento one like the back right, that takes special talent.  i mean who can fuck up a boxed cake mix.  seriously.  i can.  so mix said cake mix, add 3 tablespoons of cheap ass sprinkles, and bake as per usual. 

mix up dark chocolate buttercream frosting and use birthday decorating set as gifted by roommate

voila!  share with fellow angry students in 6 hour class accordingly.