there once was a packet of ramen
gifted to me by a shaman
it was flavored like beef
required no teef
but it expired and garnered an "aw man!"
"artificial braised beef flavor instant sweet potato threads" who wouldnt find that scrumptious?!
chinese instructions. 2 1/2 C of nearly boiling water for undisclosed amount of time.
shelf life of artificial braised meat flavoring: 12 months
ummmm i had a packet of delicious but yet untasted mystery ramen FOR OVER TWO YEARS? needless to say, i threw it out. not that i dont trust chinese food safety standards..oh wait i dont really. k bye.
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