porque la tomate no es un vegetale. bastards.
first bell pepper...and pretty sure the baby bok choi isnt supposed to flower. oops.
turns out the heirloom tomato is most likely not a black krim. i then thought it was a brandywine...but it doesnt have "potato like" leaves. so ummm its just a tomato. with two maybe yellow big boy tomatoes. or big girl. or some heirloom. idk people. theyre frikkin tomatoes that grew from plants i bought at the home depot. or maybe it was the stables garden center around the corner. or maybe even they were bought at your mom's house! jeeez.
seen in theatre:transformers 2: revenge of the fallenshia labeouf runs around for 2.5 hours, the fallen is angry, megan fox is annoying as slivers under the nails, shit blows up. typical summer blow-em-up, not going to win any oscarspublic enemiesjohnny depp rides on the running boards with a tommy gun, a wee bit of romance ensues, people are scum, bullets to the eye dont end well. more men should don fedoras on a regular basis..but enough with the killing everyone.bruno
gratuitous gay sex scenes for shock value, appalling behavior by everyone else. ummm would not ever see again but generally hilariousice age 3: the meltdownscrat finds love, sid becomes a mommy, giant angry dino takes on gianter angrier dino. lower [extinct] mammals realized they werent the end all be all. now if only humans could figure that one out.harry potter 6harry is confused. hermione is confused. ron is confused. snape is conflicted. dumbledore is...ixnayed. kind of a lame ending like the book, but all is resolved in hp7. dun dunnnnrented:fast & furiouswhat a ridiculous fucking movie. but it has vin disel. thats about the only high point. and it "chronologically connects the other movies". han says something to the effect of "yo im taking my money and going back to tokyo" even though hes a korean hottie. thus...the next movie.fast and the furious: tokyo driftfortunatly this was a free library rental. dear lord. tokyo is deeply shamed that this movie was filmed on location. ghost townquirky, amusing, a bit lengthy.catwomani watched part of this in a bar several years ago. i should not have bothered to watch the rest. except halle berry saying "what a puuuurrrrrfect idea". it really really wasnt.in the name of the king: a dungeon siege taleoh jason statham. he can usually make a shitty movie watchable. but in this case.. weird evil creatures + strange magic + matthew lillard whining = dungeon fail tale.death racejason statham marathon. i do like ian mcshane even if he does usually play a creepy older man. the movie opens in a world where the US is in total economic depression, unemployment is at an all time high, factories are closing.... anyone care to start a deathrace streaming internet broadcast?the spiritweeeeeird. but pops says its true to the comic. so ummm ok. def wasnt a bad movie.
my first ghost eggplant! and some edamame!
the first yellow tow-mater.
1. there are dishes in the sink and you just added a plate. you:a. wash yours onlyb. ignore themc. wash the dishes and then complain d. wash all the dishes, some random ones on the counter, and that pan that has been on the stove for 3 days2. you are doing laundry. you:a. wash and dry your sheets for the 3rd time this monthb. forget your clothes in the washer for 4 daysc. wait for someone else to do it for youd. do laundry like a normal person3. the grass is getting kind of long outside. you:a. dutifully mow after a week cos you know it's your choreb. ignore it and act indignant when asked to mowc. hint at the fact that it needs to be mowed and you work an 8-5 job every day d. start looking for someone to hire that will be more responsible4. one roommate has exams coming up. you:a. disappear into your room for long periods of timeb. invite people over to party cos its not your problem c. go to bed early. you work anywayd. are the one with the exams5. there are a pile of crumbs and junk mail on the table. you:a. meticulously sweep all the crumbs on the floor [off the table] and recycle the junk mail b. ignore it. and probably add to the messc. wipe up the crumbs with a lysol wipe and recycle the junk maild. leave a note about cleaning up your own shit, clean up the crumbs, get angry that there are more on the floor, vacuum and wash the floor, recycle the junk mail, and put the paper recycling out on the curb to be picked up6. one roommate is having trouble sleeping at night. you:a. sneak in and out and in and out of the house like a mouseb. slam the doors, yell in the hall [sober and drunk], turn on the tv at full blast, leave pandora playing on your computer, and then decide its time to play some more guitar hero c. sleep like a baby in your insulated basement laird. are the one with insomnia7. freak snow storm last night. you:a. sleep in until 3pm and dont really notice cos you dont leave the houseb. see the driveway and street are snowed in when you go have a cigarette, dont care c. shovel the driveway, sidewalk, paths to the parked cars, and salt the sidewalk so noone fallsd. cant shovel as you are a delicate flower8. your bedroom is:a. an obsessively spartan room with nicely framed posters b. a shithole with "art" that is actually cut-outs of centerfolds with some mirrors that you dont use as you dont actually get any playc. an amorphous blob that has taken over the whole basement with crafty shit, wall decor [that is actually tasteful], and air fresheners d. kind of small for the amount of furniture in it, and rather pink9. you drive:a. your best friend's hondab. everyone absolutely insane. and you lost your license to a DWIc. a mini cooper d. a tank10. everyone is pissing you off beyond belief. you:a. go in your room and sleep some moreb. flip out and start yelling back cos bitches dont know shit. and then go smoke some more pot c. flip out and start yelling back cos he is the most inconsiderate, useless, slovenly living thing you have ever metd. try and calm everyone down and then break out in stress hives, mono, and back spasms. everyone then calms down.
