Monday, January 18, 2010

florida fruit


meyer lemon why so lumpy?
meyer lemon why so grumpy?
meyer lemon why so frumpy?
ummm probably cos you grow next to a cactus
and youre actually a ponderosa lemon. oops

grapefruit hanging there
looking quite testicular
why does fruit grow paired?

kumquats are a useless fruit
not good to eat, and only cute

there once was a man named papaya
he often was named as a liar
he hopped all around
and fell on the ground
his pants were very on fire

a coconut sits on the ground, not knowing why it fell
i went and took a picture quick to bring to show and tell
i would not know to open it as its not hairy brown
and only eat the sugared type bought often by the pound
as i walked back up to the road, i heard a light door slam
a tubby woman grabbed the fruit and turned back tail and ran

i have no fucking idea what this is. fin.

picasa 3

before the last crash of my laptop [3rd time being the charm...as everything was entirely uploaded from the OS up] i had downloaded a version of picasa just to organize and hopefully figure out how to upload pictures easier. with little in the way of successful results.

since then, picasa [made by google] has released 3.0. a new feature is called "name tags" and is similar to the tagging feature of facebook. except it is a type of facial recognition and can actually find your face within your pictures. obviously it needs some help, and after tagging myself in about 100 pictures...

picasa has now labeled 1,604 pictures on my computer as me. granted some are duplicates, but generally it accounts for tan, weight gain, aging, bad lighting, horrible faces, and different emotions. also unlike many people, it can distinguish between asians. my big problem now is remembering people's names. some people are tagged as "stoner matt", "hot andy", "kristie the ra". basically if the person is not a friend on facebook i have no way of remembering who the hell they are and frankly, i like my names better. where else would you find "that guy from mma"?

maybe the next step for picasa would be 3d rendering of my entire head. that would be frikkin amazing. and scary. and technologically AWESOME. ..and frightening

Sunday, January 17, 2010

tunic and skinny jeans

NOT JEGGINGS FOR CHRISTS SAKE.

  • "art teacher dress": h&m
  • jeans: pacsun
  • boots: rampage [from endless.com]

  • long sleeve shirt: calvin klein
  • tunic: "the slut store" aka body central
  • jeans: american eagle
  • shoes: kenneth cole [from dsw]
i wore another pair of skinny pants this week-shiny black tailored pants with a suit. it looked quite professional i might add. but no picture. too bad.

Monday, January 11, 2010

cielo y olas


gloomy xmas day at the empty public beach.

about 4" of beach

sand piper getting his feetsies wet

sun index: 4. LAME

sun setting on another brisk day in florida. it really irks me that the horizon is ever so slanted.

foamy waves make me uncomfortable. in the original little mermaid [hans christian andersen version] im pretty sure the unloved mermaids dissolve into sea foam. little mermaid bits stuck to your ankles and in between your toes. consider that next time you take a long walk on the beach. of course besides the fact that the foam is rarely white and the island/key has all septic tanks...

my last florida sunset for the 09-10 holiday season. it was maybe 30 degrees and beyond blustery.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

the pine trees of southwest florida.

yea not really.

xmas tree of 2007? baby norfolk island pine

gigantor pine of some sort

weird wispy pine. called something asian-like

close up of semi-segmented needles.

momma osprey yelling at her grown baby that flies all drunk like
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